Words: Jeremy Curry
Dad Rock is a regular column on Texture Magazine re-visiting and re-evaluating various ‘lite’ favourites of yore. Though typically relegated to pawnshops and discount bins the world over, we feel these albums are worth a second listen, free from any sort of ironic appreciation.
Now is an interesting time to write about Dire Straits’ 1985 album Brothers In Arms. Currently, the British band’s biggest hit, “Money For Nothing”, is banned on all Canadian radio stations involved with the Canadian Broadcast Standards Council, based on the word “faggot” appearing in the second verse. This is kind of a big deal, considering it was a huge single back in the mid ’80s, yet has taken 26 years to be banned. I’ll get back to my opinion on this situation later on, because Dad Rock is made to hype up the golden oldies!
I didn’t find out until I was in my early 20s that Dire Straits’ frontman Mark Knopfler was considered to be an amazing guitarist. I guess when you’re five, you don’t really care about mind-melting solos or cool riffs. It’s mostly about being able to sway, or dance really fast. This particular album was more about the sway, but it didn’t stop me from going nuts every once in a while.
Back then, I thought “Money For Nothing” was amazing because of its computer graphic video that cost the band millions of dollars. I always looked forward to it on Much Music. Yet the whole song is pretty much perfect. First there’s the synth build-up at the beginning with the falsetto vocals, followed by the drum solo, then that rippin’ guitar riff! No wonder parents were into this stuff. It’s the best soundtrack to rip into a brew.
Now, the story about this song has to do with Mark Knopfler and his pals hanging out at a bar, with some drunk guys making fun of them. The “faggot” part is what one of the wasted guys said. So, the context of the song is more about them getting hassled by these total jerks. The CBSC does not take context into consideration. It has more to do with the word on its own.
In my opinion, this is completely unfair. To be living in a country that supposedly champions free speech, it seems harsh to make an artist change the lyrics of their song because of a single word. Under these guidelines, most pop songs would be banned due to the amount of sexual innuendos present. It’s a topsy-turvy world I tell ya.
On a lighter note, the song following “Money For Nothing” is a fun swamp pop stomper called “Walk Of Life.” After so much controversy, it’s nice to hear something a little upbeat! This one was always great for getting wiggly on the dance floor. This was just a trick though, because afterwards I was always bored to death with “Your Latest Trick.” Nowadays I really enjoy the sax magic on this crooner, but ultimately it’s long, boring and not worth my time. But oh god that sax. So soothing. Just play that part on repeat.
Actually, forget about the next song too. “Your Latest Trick” is eight minutes of the same old shit going on. Who cares? I don’t know how this was a pick of mine in the first place! Was I a boring kid? I have to re-evaluate my childhood. Moving on…
Ah yes, “Ride Across The River”: A great tune to play when you’re pretending to go on a jungle expedition. Dire Straits have the jungle jams down on this one. Well, for white Brits in a classic rock band that is. This song has more of a crooner vibe as well, but with a little bit of mystery and a weird exotic vibe. It’s kind of weird to think of these guys making a song that sounds like a jungle. Who comes up with these ideas? I swear there are samples of bug sounds here too. Remember — this album is considered to be a classic.
“One World” sounds like a Ween parody. The basic formula is really bad blues guitar soloing over some simple ’80s drums, while Mark Knopfler sings through a can. In other words: horrible.
The album’s closer and title track another stupid one. It’s basically a super slow ballad that takes forever to build up, and then goes nowhere. What’s up with this record? To be honest, I don’t know why I ever liked it in the first place. It starts off pretty good, but by the middle it slows down considerably. Regardless of its controversy, Brothers In Arms is just a bummer. Remember “Sultans Of Swing”? I bet the album that’s on sucks too.